in reality, they’d probably be supportive of her… buttttt I thought this was funny so here we are
i enjoy the mountain goats but sometimes their lyrics just sound like someone who’s hungry and doesn’t realize it
“I hope you die I hope we both die hand in unlovable hand” my guy this captures the exact feeling of when you don’t realize you haven’t eaten in 18 hours. Go have some pasta.
He blinked at me in confusion. His cornrows were sprinkled with ashes like frost on a field. I suppose it took a moment for him to process why he was being fawned over by a grungy, half deranged boy with acne.
apollo is a huge cry baby who fawns over his kids
this is one of the most gorgeous lines ever written about the gods but i can’t take it seriously when it’s preceded by menelaus calling apollo a useless bitch
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Austin: quick, we need to get through this locked door. Will, give me your credit card.
Will: here you go
Austin, pocketing Will’s card: cool. Now Kayla, kick down the door
Austin: Why are you lying on the floor?
Kayla: Because I have depression.
Kayla: Also, I was stabbed like six or seven times, could you get Will?
Austin, to Kayla: this seems like something a responsible brother wouldn’t let you do.
Austin: good thing Will’s not here!
Kayla Knowles, daughter of Apollo (art by @cherryandsisters)